I just want to share with you some text messages my friends send to me and their response to it. Hey! Try to read this, I’m sure you will enjoy upon reading this.

And why not try also to response it. I’ll wait for your response. Go go go go!

1. TEXT MESSAGE:
   Andito ako sa munisipyo
   Hinuli nila for illegal possession
   Of a “CUTE FACE”.
   Wala akong say kundi
   “GUILTY your Honor”.
   Ang lakas ng ebidensya nila eh!
   RESPONSE:
   Yan na nga bang sinasabi ko
   Nakuntento ka na sana sa face mo!
   Nagpa-CUTE ka pa kasi, kaya ayan,
   Na illegal possession ka!
   Di naman kasi talaga bagay, eh!
2. TEXT MESSAGE:
   I’m here at the dermatologist.
   Malala na pala ang sakit ko
   I have a CUTE FACE problem…
   RESPONSE:
   Hindi kaya kailangan mo na rin,
   Ng HEARING AID?
   I think your derma was saying
   You have ACUTE FACE PROBLEM….
   Hehehehe
3. TEXT MESSAGE:
   It’s UNFAIR.. I want to join the
   BEAUTY CONTEST, they did not accept me.
   Sapat bang dahilan yung sabihin nilang,
   OVER QUALIFIED daw ako?
   RESPONSE:
   Paano naman ang mga sinasalihan mong beauty contest.
   Pang Miss Gay……Kaya overqualified ka nga!
   Saka age limit noon 18 lang.
   Over-aged ka na!

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