Is it Scary or Funny?
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I have here some text messages I want to share you with. To let your friends and love ones laugh or scare…
- Bago ka matulog pansinin mo naman
Ang matandang nakaitim sa pintuan ng kwarto mo,
Ingat sa pagkilos baka madaganan mo
Ang batang nasa ilalim ng kumot mo.
Kumusta naman ang babaeng
Nasa loob ng cabinet mo, duguan pa rin ba?
Ang lalaking nakabarong sa unan mo
Natagpuan mo na ba ang ulo niya?
Papansinin mo bang subrang tahimik, ng kapaligiran,
Wala kang maririnig kundi ungol ng mga di matahimik
Na kaluluwa……
Sige tulog kana…. Nyt….. - Isang gabi palipad lipad ang aswang
Dahil sa wala siyang nakitang tao
Dumapo siya sa bahay na may taong nag-uusap.
Para di siya mahalata, nag change siya ng hitsura
Naging baboy siya at pumunta siya sa ilalim
Na bahagi ng bahay, at hindi niya napansin
Na may lalaking baboy pala doon….
Kaya ang nangyari, imbes na siya ang mangbiktima.
Ay siya ang nabiktima ng lalaking baboy…
hehhehehehhehe
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