Today I’m so happy because my friends came to visit me. Thanks to my friends for having a time with me. But, I’m feel so tired also because today is my wash day. That is why I’m sleepy already, but I’m trying to post the following text messages below.

Here are some funny text messages I want to share you with… To let you smile…

1. JUNITH: Alin ang malayo, ang Manila o ang buwan?
   SELBOY: Eh di ang buwan…
   JUNITH: Mali!
   SELBOY: Ha? Bakit?
   JUNITH: Kasi ang buwan nakikita. Ang Manila hindi….
   SELBOY: Ganun! hehehhehehehe
2. PEDRO at JUAN manonood ng sine..
   Natigilan si Pedro..
   PEDRO: Uwi nalang tayo. Puno na.
   JUAN: Paano mo nalaman?
   PEDRO: Di mo ba nabasa yun sa pinto? PULL…
3. JUNITH: Anong pagkakaiba ng CAMEL sa ALCOHOLIC?
   SELBOY: CAMEL can work four days without drinking..
   ALCOHOLIC can drink four days without working…

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