It’s halloween time. I want to be scared but no one can scare me. So, for your halloween celebration here’s another list of halloween text jokes. You can freely copy these halloween text jokes and send them to your friends.

1. Selboy: Honey, our neighbors told me that there are lots of ghosts here in our place.
   Junith: I don’t know who told you that. What I know is we don’t have neighbors here. The people next door were all killed by a murderer last year.
2. One day, God give a child the beautiful wings. The child asks, “Am I angel now Lord?” God answered, “No! You are now a bat!”
3. Selboy: Honey, nakita mo ba yung bahay doon sa may bundok. Wow! Ang ganda!
   Junith: Anong bahay? E! balete yang itinuro mo e.

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