Few nights more and it will be halloween. Here in Maasin City, particularly here in Asuncion, the Barangay council organized a halloween disco and everybody is invited as long as they will attend the halloween party with their best halloween custumes.

So, for your friends and loveones, here’s the list of few of the funny, joke halloween text messages:

1. Vampire 1: Hey! what happened to your teeth.
   Vampire 2: I was a victim of the man in the park. I thought he’d be my victim, but when I bit him, my teeth broke.
   Vampire 1: Where did you find that man?
   Vampire 2: In Rizal park.
2. Manananggal 1: Tulong! Tulong!
   Manananggal 2: Anong nangyari?
   Manananggal 1: Nanigas mga paa ko
   Manananggal 2: E, panong di manigas paa mo, paa ng manikin yang naidugtong sa katawan mo.

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