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Halloween Jokes, Forwarded


I just want to share you the halloween jokes that I received today through text messages. I thought, I couldn’t publish text messages related to halloween but as the halloween approaches, more halloween text messages came into my phone inbox.

  1. Vampire 1: Buddy, can you please accompany me. I just want to buy mouth wash.
    Vampire 2: What happen to your mouth?
    Vampire 1: I have batbreath.
  2. Ghost 1: Pre, ayoko na! ayoko na!
    Ghost 2: Bakit pre?
    Ghost 1: Ayoko nang magtoothbrush. Wala na ako ipin!
  3. Selboy: Hon, alam mo ba kung ano klaseng bola ang paboritong gamitin ng mga kaluluwa kung magbabasketball?
    Junith: Hindi e. Ano?
    Selboy: E ano pa, di yung ulo ng kanilang bangkay

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2 Responses to “Halloween Jokes, Forwarded”

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  2. ejinerb† says:

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