Here’s another set of the funny text messages in my archive. I don’t know who composed them. What I know is that they were sent to me by my friends.

Funny Text Messages:

1. Be Practical!
   If your suitor will ask you what you want
   Chocolate? Flower? Stuff Toy?
   Necklace?
   Ohh… Be practical girl!
   Bigas! Girl Bigas!
2. I was sad till I saw
   a man without two arms
   Shaking his shoulder and Jumping with joy
   When I ask why he is happy
   He replied, I’m not happy
   Katol ako ilok, kalota ra god.
3. Usa ka maestra naghikog
   Gilamoy tanan chalk
   Maayo gani kay naabtan sa principal
   Gipatomar ug eraser
   Kaluoy sa dios, nakalibang ug blackboard

- Pinoy Text Messages

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