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Funny Text Messages


Here’s another set of the funny text messages in my archive. I don’t know who composed them. What I know is that they were sent to me by my friends.

Funny Text Messages:

  1. Be Practical!
    If your suitor will ask you what you want
    Chocolate? Flower? Stuff Toy?
    Necklace?
    Ohh… Be practical girl!
    Bigas! Girl Bigas!
  2. I was sad till I saw
    a man without two arms
    Shaking his shoulder and Jumping with joy
    When I ask why he is happy
    He replied, I’m not happy
    Katol ako ilok, kalota ra god.
  3. Usa ka maestra naghikog
    Gilamoy tanan chalk
    Maayo gani kay naabtan sa principal
    Gipatomar ug eraser
    Kaluoy sa dios, nakalibang ug blackboard

- Pinoy Text Messages

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4 Responses to “Funny Text Messages”

  1. Dhave says:

    Kindly post also an Ilocano jokes for our kababayang ilocano, please?

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  4. Epoxy Floors says:

    polo shirts are very casual and stylish indeed, most of the time i use polo shirts –:

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