I almost lost my patient in digging up some “funny text forwards” messages. I tried to compose some “funny text forwards” messages for you but my mind didn’t work. Good thing, my friends sent me some “funny text forwards” messages, and here they are:

1. Because you are my friend
   What ever you want I want
   What ever you say I say
   What ever you hate I hate
   Where ever you go I go
   Where you are I are
2. Son: Dad! I have problem
   Father: What’s your problem, Son?
   Son: Dad, I’m afraid to be circumcised
   Father: Don’t worry son, I will support you even if I am uncircumcised…
3. Pregnant wife awakened from deep coma
   Doctor: You had twins boy and girl. Your brother named them.
   Mother: Not my brother! His an idiot. What’s the name of the girl?
   Doctor: Denise
   Mother: Ok. and the boy?
   Doctor: Denephew

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