We already had posted Pinoy funny text messages that are related to Doctor and Patients. Now, let’s try to compose a funny lawyer joke text.

Funny lawyer joke texts are the joke text messages related to lawyers and their works in the court or at their office.

The following funny lawyer joke text are my own composition.

1. Client: Atty, mananalo kaya tayo nyan?
   Lawyer: Akong bahala. Basta magtiwala ka sa akin.
   Client: Anong gagawin ko Atty, para makatulong sayo at nang mapasiguro ang pagkapanalo natin?
   Lawyer: OK! Bigyan mo ko ng 3,000 pesos. Dito tayo sa pinag-aagawang manok, sigurado malakas to, magaling… panalo tayo nito.
   Client: Ngi!
2. Lawyer: Hindi ba’t noong gabi, isang oras bago pinatay ang asawa mo ay magkasama kayo sa inyong kuwarto?
   Akusado: Hindi po! Nasa kotse po ako noon.
   Lawyer: Kung nasa kotse ka noong mga oras na iyon, sino ang kasama mo?
   Akusado: Kasama ko po noon si… si…. si…
   Lawyer: Sino. Sabihin? mo sa harap ng hukuman sino ang kasama mo?
   Akusado: Kasama ko po ang asawa niyo doon sa backseat ng kotse kaya hindi ko po talaga alam sinong pumatay sa asawa ko!
3. Pedro: Kung papipiliin po kayo, sino pipiliin mo: Si Abogado o si Satanas?
   Juan: Sa Abogado ako.
   Pedro: Bakit?
   Juan: Si satanas ay kayang kayang ipapakulong ng abugado at ipapatalo kaso nito para maitapon siya sa empyerno.

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