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Com’on Love Me


There are times that you feel horny. You want to play with your husband or wife. But he/she is far away. So, why not send them these text messages:

I really deeply wish
That you are here!
I really deeply wish
That you’re here with me
In my room.
On my bed while lights is off
We get under the cover together
I will show you the glow
Of my watch in the dark!

-oOo-

Girls are like
Internet domain names
The ones I like
Are already taken.

-oOo-

Come here!
Take off your pants
Get on top of me
Enjoy me
Until you’re satisfied
.
.
.
-lovingly yours TOILET!!!!

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