Morning, Blessings and Kabutihan

Morning are made by God to make you fall in love with life. Not just once, but again and again. Morning are created for us to see the beauty of life and to know that there are people who care and pray for you to be healthy and strong. May this beautiful day bring you smile to your heart.

-oOo-

Even in the worst of tries, we still have many blessings to be grateful. Never let our trials make us forget the abundant goodness of God.

-oOo-

Sa pagsikat ng araw hanggang sa paglubog nito, ang kabutihan ng Diyos ay laging laan sayo.

Teacher, Pari at Robot

Teacher: Alin ang mas madalas gamitin? Period o comma?

Pupil: Comma ma’a, kasi ang period buwanan lang. Ang comma, kahit may period ginagamit lagi.

-oOo-

Naay pari, mipalit ug 6 ka dosenang itlog para ihatag sa mga pobre. Nya, iya gibilin ang mga itlog sa atubangan sa simbahan kay iya abrihan  ang pultahan. Pagbalik niya wa na ang mga itlog.

Sa dihang nagmisa na siya:

Pari: Tindog ang naay itlog?

(Mitindog ang mga lalaki)

Pari: Dili… ang akong gipasabot, kadtong mga nakakitag itlog.

(Mitindog ang mga Babaye)

Pari: Kadali! Kadto bang nakakita sa akong itlog!

(Mitindog ang tanang Madre)

-oOo-

May isang robot ang naibento para manghuli ng magnanakaw. Tinest agad nila ito sa iba’t ibang bansa.

Sa America – makalipas ang 48 hours, nakahuli ng 100 magnanakaw ang robot.

Sa Japan – 24 oras lang ang nakalipas, 200 magnanakaw ang nahuli.

Sa Pilipinas – After 15 minutes, nawala ang robot. Ninakaw.

Thank You Teachers

We will be celebrating the Month for Teachers this September. The Department of Education is urging us to do something, like writing article, poem, letter or making a greeting card, posting message in different networking website, that will tell the teachers how much we love them. We should thank our teachers for the unique role they had into our lives.

Here’s mine:

Dear Teachers,

I am very much thankful for all the sacrifices you had in nurturing my little mind when I was still in pre-schoool, primary, elementary and secondary school. And until I took up my college degree, you are still there sharing your knowledge, and training me to become what I am now.

I did fail in some areas of learning but I saw my self successful in most of the field.

Thank you so much.

 

Yours,

Pinoy Text Messages Blogger

Pinoy Text Messages 141 to 145

Pinoy Text Message 141

Most touching and Embarrassing Story:

At the age 14
nagkaroon siya ng anak
pero wala siyang asawa
iniwan niya ang bata
sa isang malaking bahay
pero sinuutan niya ang bata
ng isang necklace

One year later
she worked in the most
popular night club

Twenty years after
she meet a guy who love
her for what she is
Maraming beses nilang
pinagsaluhan ang masarap
at maligayang oras
sa kama
Hanggang nagdesisyon
silang magpakasal

In the beach party
she noticed the necklace
by her husband

With out saying a word
she ran and cried and said

MY GOD forgive me
I married my own son.

Pinoy Text Message 142

Do you wonder why
there are gaps between
finger?

It’s because someday
someone is going to
fill up those spaces
and hold you forever

Pinoy Text Message 143

Two letters:

Dear Diary,

I say him passing my way
I didn’t know what to do
I wanted to smile but
I felt so awkward
So I looked the other way
Besides He’s the star
of the basketball team
he’ll never notice
a shy girl like me

Dear Diary,

I passed by the corridor
and saw the pretty shy girl
who’s usually my inspiration
during my game
I tried to smile at her
but she look the other way
Besides, I’m just a guy
who could shoot some hoops
while she’s this pretty
shy girld
she’ll never like a guy
like me

Pinoy Text Message 144

Some thing may
be nothing for us
Yet it could mean
world for others

Similarly, some things
may be easy for us
Yet so painful for others

I realized this
and I know why at times
forgiveness comes hard…

Lesson…

Make the most care for other
people’s feelings because
sorry is not always an
effective remedy

Pinoy Text Message 145

Three bones for today:

Wishbone to dream of

Backbone for strength
and courage during
difficult moments

and

saBone
para humot ka!
Ligo na!

Pinoy Text Messages 136 to 140

Pinoy Text Message 136

Di natin masisi
ang mga taong minsan
nang-iwan sa atin

Siguro dahil sa kanilang
karanasan na minsan
din silay iniwan

O dahil sa ating pagkukulang
na di natin kayang punan

Minsan may mga taong
sadyang mapaglaro
Hindi dahil sa kagustuhang
manloko
kundi para makahanap
ng taong magtuturo
kung paano magmahal
ng totoo.

Wala naman kasing taong
hindi marunong masaktan
Dapat hindi agad sila
hinuhusgahan
Dapat turuan sila kung
paano ang salitang

MAGBAGO KA
LANG HINDI KITA
IIWAN

Pinoy Text Message 137

One day
I was sitting on a bench
with a piece of cake
when suddenly my crush
sits besides me

I said,
Hey tikman mo tong cake
gawa yan ng nanay ko

Then my crush replied
Pwede kaw na lang
tikman ko?
Gawa ka naman ng
nanay mo e

Pinoy Text Message 138

No body has
the power to make
things perfect

But everyone is
given countless
chances to make
things right

Pinoy Text Message 139

Siguro
busy ka ngayon
kaya di mo
ko tini-text

Siguro may katext ka
na importante
kaya ni isang text
wala kang ipinadala
para sa akin

O kaya talagang
wala lang ako sayo

Sige napadaan lang ako
para sabihing

MISS NA KITA

Pinoy Text Message 140

Nasa elevator ka
with your crush

E that time sinisipon ka
Suddenly napautot
crush mo
Natawa ka
tapos….

LUMUBO SIPON mo

Goodnight Pinoy Text Messages 1 to 5

Goodnight Pinoy Text Message 1

Lying in bed while thinking of you
Wish you’re the pillow I’m hugging now
Wish you’re here besides me
Keeping me warm and alive.
Good night and Sweet dreams

Goodnight Pinoy Text Message 2

As you close your eyes tonight
Open the gates of your dreams for me
I wanna be with you in paradise
And before you open up your eyes
Please kiss my lips so tenderly.

Goodnight Pinoy Text Message 3

I wish I’ll be there
to hug you tight
and kiss you good night

Goodnight Pinoy Text Message 4

Before I sleep, I prayed
God, please take care
of the one whose reading
this message tonight.

I love her and want her
forever.

Goodnight Pinoy Text Message 4

Dreaming of you is the only
way I can be with you
in times like this that I am
away from you.

Pinoy Text Messages 131 to 135

Pinoy Text Messages 131

Every person
around you
is going to hurt
you at some point
of time

But it’s up
to you to decide
what is important

the pain?

or the person?

From Weng Lobo

Pinoy Text Messages 132

Pumunta ako
sa inyo kanina
Di ako tumuloy
Kasi may nakasabit
sa door niyo

BAWAL ANG CUTE DITO

Kainis talaga
Pakialis naman niyan
para makapasok ako.

From Weng Lobo

Pinoy Text Messages 133

Nakita mo mahal mo
may kasamang iba
tapos nagtago ka
Ang sweet nila..

Tinext mo sila…
sabi mo “bhe san ka?”
hindi sya nagreply
tapos hinatid na niya
ang girl…

Mayamaya nagtext sayo:
pasensya na bhe kung
ngayon lang ako nagreply.
kagigising ko lang.
San ka?

Nagreply ka, sabi mo:
Dito lang palakadlakad
maghahanap ng
mamahalin na hindi
sinungaling.

From Weng Lobo

Pinoy Text Messages 134

When you are
single, all you see
are happy couples…

but when you are
committed, all you see are

attractive singles!

From Weng Lobo

Pinoy Text Messages 135

Love….

Love….

Love….

Ipasok mo na
sige na…
bilisan mo!
bilis… basa na…
basangbasa na…
ipasok mo na…
ipasok mo na…

ANG MGA SINAMPAY…
DYOS KO UMUULAN NA!

Motto for Teachers 1 to 10

Motto for Teachers 1

Teaching is not a Profession
but a vocation

Motto for Teachers 2

Don’t judge the book
By its cover.

Motto for Teachers 3

A bookish Teacher
Has swallow mind

Motto for Teachers 4

Best teacher
Molds the future

Bad teacher
Molds its own pocket

Motto for Teachers 5

Genius Teacher
Teaches ineffectively

Goodbye Messages to a Colleague 1 to 5

Goodbye Message to a Colleague 1

Couldn’t forget
The days with you
You’re part of my world
You helped me succeed
You simply is one
of the Colleagues
that I have.

Good bye. God Bless You.

Goodbye Message to a Colleague 2

If I was just to control the world
I would have to stay with you
For I already learned to love
the time that I am with you
But I should have to be gone
To find better pasture
for my family.

Goodbye to all of you

Goodbye Message to a Colleague 3

The world do not stood still
It revolves every second
of our lives
Just like the way I stay here
Sometimes I also need to
go away.

Goodbye Message to a Colleague 4

Life is short and precious
We don’t want to lose you
But you must go

Goodbye Message to a Colleague 5

Thanking you so much
For your assistance and help
For your patience and courage
For everything you left to me

In times your office is empty
Seems my life becoming empty
For I am used-to work here
With you easily reached my sight

Quotes 52 to 55

Quotes # 51

People will always criticize.
Stay upbeat
and love yourself!
There’s nothing wrong
with being different.
Be TRUE! Be YOU!

- S Pineda

Quotes # 52

Well, you know
what they say?
If you love somebody
then set them free…
and if they
really love you
they come back

- C Fernandez

Quotes # 53

There’ll always
be that FIRST
TRUE LOVE.
The one you first
spent the night crying for.
That one that
never really worked
out but you kept
your hopes up too much.
The one who got away.
The one who taught
you all you need
to know about love.

The one that ’til now is the one you look back to whenever you try to love again.

- S Segovia

Quotes # 54

The silence isn’t so bad..
‘Til I look at my hands
and feel sad,
’cause the SPACES
BETWEEN MY FINGERS
are right where yours
FIT PERFECTLY

- J Cortez

Quotes # 55

In the end,
we only regret
the chances
we didn’t take,
the relationships
we were afraid
to have, and the
decisions we
waited too long to
make..

- K Seco