For sure, you are aware of the Hayden Kho Sex Videos scandal. The media talked about them. Bloggers make money from their blog by writing about them. Pirates make money by selling the VCDs or DVDs of them. The senate investigate about them. And you are watching them.

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A flower is a flower
A plumb is a plumb
A kiss is not a kiss
Without a tongue

So whenever you need
to exercise your tongue
Just call me
And I’ll give you a
chewing gum”
“Dami kasi iniisip mo!”

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Am I really cute?
Well, call me if I’m cute,
Do a miss call if I’m gorgeous,
Text back if I’m pretty
Text me a joke if I’m charming
Just ignore me if you’re jealous

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I wish I was a teddy bear,
That lay upon your bed,
Everytime you cuddled it,
You cuddled me instead.

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Whats the difference
Between magnets and women?
Magnets have a positive side
While women have negative only.

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Do you like maths?
If so add a bed
Subtract your clothes
Divide your legs
And We will multiply!

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I really deeply wish
That you are here!
I really deeply wish
That you’re here with me
In my room.
On my bed while lights is off
We get under the cover together
I will show you the glow
Of my watch in the dark!

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A girl phoned me
The other day and said…
“Come on over,
There’s nobody home.”
I went over. Nobody was home.

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Naughty Text Messages

I even asked my wife and she just answered me that “Naughty Text messages” are similar “Funny Text Messages”. But then if they really have similarities, they should have differences too. So, I define first naughty usingt he Google’s definition feature.

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