Archive of Text Messages for the ‘Naughty Text Messages’ Category

Hayden Kho Text Message

For sure, you are aware of the Hayden Kho Sex Videos scandal. The media talked about them. Bloggers make money from their blog by writing about them. Pirates make money by selling the VCDs or DVDs of them. The senate investigate about them. And you are watching them.

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A Flower – Pinoy Text

A flower is a flower
A plumb is a plumb
A kiss is not a kiss
Without a tongue

So whenever you need
to exercise your tongue
Just call me
And I’ll give you a
chewing gum”
“Dami kasi iniisip mo!”

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Am I Cute?

Am I really cute?
Well, call me if I’m cute,
Do a miss call if I’m gorgeous,
Text back if I’m pretty
Text me a joke if I’m charming
Just ignore me if you’re jealous

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A Teddy Bear

I wish I was a teddy bear,
That lay upon your bed,
Everytime you cuddled it,
You cuddled me instead.

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Magnet and Women

Whats the difference
Between magnets and women?
Magnets have a positive side
While women have negative only.

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