Category Archives: Halloween Text Messages

Horror Text Jokes 1 to 5

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Horror Text Jokes 1

Isang gabi, sumakay ng taxi
ang isang studyanteng babae.
Papauwi sya sa kaniyang dorm.

Ilang metro pa lang ang takbo
ng taxi nang biglang
bumilis ang takbo nito.

Babae: Manong
dahandahan lang baka
mabangga tayo.

Driver: Pasensya ka na eneng.
Kanina nang tingnan kita dito
sa salamin nakita kong may
katabi kang tao pero wala siyang
laman kundi puro kalansay lang.

Horror Text Jokes 2

Kung may malagong kahoy
sa tabi ng bahay niyo.
Kausapin mo na tatay mo
na maipaputol ito
Dahil dito nagtatago ang
mga aswang tuwing
bilog ang buwan habang
nagmamasid sa iyo.

Horror Text Jokes 3

Wag kang matulog
malapit sa bintana
upang wag kang mabiktima
ng mga manananggal.

Horror Text Jokes 4

Will please visit me at my tomb
If you will not visit me there
I will stay here in your room
tomorrow evening.

Your late grandpa.

Horror Text Jokes 5

Alam mo ba kung bakit
napapanaginipan mo ako?

Ang totoo, nandito ako
sa tabi mo habang
natutulog ka.

Kahit kaluluwa na lang ako,
masaya pa rin akong
kasama ka.

Halloween Messages 11 to 15

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Halloween Message 11

What will you do if you
receive this message:

Hon! I am here waiting
for you outside your office.
Be out of your work early.
We will celebrate our
anniversary.

This message came from
your wife who was dead
two years ago.

Sender: Angel Dimakulangan

Halloween Message 12

When the night has come
And you’ll see two red
glowing red light just
outside your window.

Don’t be afraid,
It’s just me.

Sender: Angel Dimakulangan

Halloween Message 13

Si Lola 80 years old
Nakatanggap siya ng text
message from her lola
that says:

Apo, malapit nang dumating
ang araw na itinakda
upang magkasamasama
tayong muli.

Halloween Message 14

What’s the difference between
heaven and Hell?

In heaven there is no fire.
Kaya kumakain mga tao
don ng hilaw na pagkain

In hell, fire is everywhere
Kaya mainit doon, pero
naka-aircon mga tao doon.

Sender: Angel Dimakulangan

Halloween Message 15

Ililibang na asawa ni kumare
Iyak siya ng iyak at
sigay nang sigaw…
Mahal, isama mo na ako
walang silbi buhay ko
kung wala ka.

Itinulak ko siya. Nahulog
sa hukay. Pero sigaw
pa rin siya ng sigaw…
Sinong nagtulak sa akin
Wala kayong silbi!

Halloween Messages 6 to 10

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Halloween Message 6

Sing a happy song
Sing a glad song
Welcome your grandfather
Welcome your grandmother
They’re coming
into you home
from their grave.

Halloween Message 7

How nice sleeping
with your husband
in a bed, touching you
caressing you and
make your night
the happiest night ever.

Then he will tell,
please do what you can
do to give justice to
my death.

Halloween Message 8

During the meeting
in Maguindanao,
the governor asked
the mayor, “how’s the
peace and order of your
town?”. The mayor answered,
“Ohh! There’s no problem
Sir Governor. My opponents
were all killed peacefully and
orderly.

Sender: Angel Dimakulangan

Halloween Message 9

Tatay: Anak, ba’t ka
tumatakbo?

Anak: May multo sa labas
tay!

Tatay: Wag ka ngang
maniwala sa ganon. Hindi
totoo yon. Tanatakot lang
kayo ng mga nagkukuwento
tungkol diyan.

Anak: Ganon ba tay!

Tatay: Oo. Anak samahan
mo nga ako sa labas,
may kukunin lang ako.

Sender: Angel Dimakulangan

Halloween Message 10

Save your loveones
from purgatory.
Pray their souls
especially those
trapped inside their
coffins. At nang
makalabas sila
at makauwi sa mga bahay
nila.

Halloween Messages 1 to 5

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Halloween Message 1

May halloween will bring
horror to the story
in your dreams
to strengthen your heart.

Happy Halloween!

Sender: Miss M.

Halloween Message 2

The souls of your loveones
who departed may bring
you blessings and good luck.

Don’t disturb the dead child
lying in your dresser
And never look into the eyes
of dracula outside your
room’s window.

Happy Halloween!

Sender: Miss M

Halloween Message 3

Hi! Please prepare my
favorite food
and favorite dress
kept in your room.

I will visit you tonight
at exactly 12:00PM

Yours, Departed Father

Halloween Message 4

What will you do
if you’re standing
at your backyard
and your boyfriend
will come?

Your boyfriend has
passed away
an hour ago.

Halloween Message 5

When you heard ticks
of branches of the trees
When you heard stamping
of feet outside your door
Don’t be surprised
because my whole
witch clan will
visit you.

Treat us or you’ll be tricked!

Selboy’s Text Messages 6-10

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On my previous post, I shared 5 tagalog or Filipino text messages that I wrote personally. And I got here another 5 text messages. But this time these are all about Halloween (haloween). Scary text messages, and sometimes mature or adult in nature.

The thoughts contained on these text messages are not mine. I just tweaked those text messages that I received from my friends to make them different from the original.

  1. Selboy: Mom, they told me that there are ghosts roaming around our house.
    Mom: Huh! Who told you that?
    Selboy: Our neighborhood!
    Mom: But we don’t have neighbor here!
  2. As you go to sleep, don’t ever be bothered by the boy under your bed, and the man with red eyes inside your locker and a white lady inside your bathroom. Good night.
  3. Father, I am calling you tonight
    Come out from your grave
    Let us drink the blood in the cup
    And eat this warm flesh
    I got from the man hit by my truck.
    To celebrate this Halloween night.
  4. A girl was on his way home. She’s the only passenger of that jeep. When it passed by a big acasia tree, the driver stopped the jeep:
    Driver: Good night!
    Girl: Mama, sino ba kausap mo?
    Driver: Yung magandang babaeng katabi mo kanina. Kakababa lang niya.
  5. One night, Maria went to the Luneta. She’s wondering why everyone saw her would run away from her. So, she looked herself at the mirror at nakita niya, wala pala siyang ulo.

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Bubble Gang Jokes

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I was watching last night the Bubble Gang at the GMA7. They showed lots of jokes and were really funny.

Here’s the list of the few of the Bubble Gang Jokes. They’re not really copied in words by words because I couldn’t.

  1. Woman: Hoy! Ba’t ka namumutla? Parang nakakita ka ng multo.
    Man: Ikaw ang nakakita ng multo. Kagabi pa ako namatay!
  2. Woman: Ano bang nangyari ba’t ka nanginginig sa takot?
    Man: Nakita ko kasi asawa ko sa labas ng motel?
    Woman: Wala naman yatang kasama?
    Man: Siya walang kasama. E ako meron!
  3. Woman: Takot na tako ka.
    Man: Napagalitan ako ng tatay ko.
    Woman: Napagalitan ka lang ng tatay mo takot ka na?
    Man: Pano matagal nang patay tatay ko.
  4. Bakla: Tulong tulong tulong! May multo!
    Babae: San ang multo?
    Bakla: Hayan o sa may bintana!
    Babae: Gunggong! Mukha mo yan sa salamin.

Text Messages on Halloween

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Halloween is actually a pagan celebration. But since the Roman Catholic Church is pond of adopting pagan practices and celebration, halloween is now a popular event of the members of the Roman Catholic Church.

I know that there already lots of text messages that are related to halloween but then lots of people are still looking for fresh halloween text messages.

There are halloween text messages that scare you. There are halloween text messages that simply greet. And there are also halloween text messages that inform you, educate you and tell you stories.

Just today, I tried writing my own original halloween text messages, and here they go:

  1. Life is like a fresh flower.
    It’s interesting.
    that’s the reason why I’m here again texting you.
    It’s me your great great grandfather.
  2. Junith: Honey, what happened to you?
    Selboy: I’m fine. I will just attend the halloween party.
    Junith: Honey that’s not for halloween party. Don’t use my bikini as your mask!
  3. Selboy: Honey! Have you seen a ghost already?
    JUnith: Yeah!
    Selboy: Really? Where?
    Junith: In our farm. There are lots of goats there!

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