Do you like maths?
If so add a bed
Subtract your clothes
Divide your legs
And We will multiply!

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I really deeply wish
That you are here!
I really deeply wish
That you’re here with me
In my room.
On my bed while lights is off
We get under the cover together
I will show you the glow
Of my watch in the dark!

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A girl phoned me
The other day and said…
“Come on over,
There’s nobody home.”
I went over. Nobody was home.

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Once upon a time, nakasugat kog tawo, Ningisi ko niya, nakalit lang siya og kamatay…. Mao to didto nagsugod ang akong ” killer smile”….hahaha

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1. Alam mo naikwento kita sa puntod ng lolo ko Sabi ko ikaw ang pinakamabait kung ka-text, Aba akalain mo? sumagot…… “Hayaan mo apo dadalawin ko pag di nagtext sayo…

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I was watching last night the Bubble Gang at the GMA7. They showed lots of jokes and were really funny. Here’s the list of the few of the Bubble Gang Jokes. They’re not really copied in words by words because I couldn’t. Woman: Hoy! Ba’t ka namumutla? Parang nakakita ka ng multo. Man: Ikaw ang [...]

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Got here a text message sent to me by our visitor.? It might be funny but its content is true: Bakit ang Pinoy Di tumatama ang sagot Maski maayos ang tanong? Q: Kumain ka na ba? A: Busog na ako! Q: Andyan ba nanay mo? A:? Bakit po? Q: Anong oras klase mo? A: Lumabas [...]

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I posted previously few of makalibug text messages. And here’s another few of it: Maria saw his mother went out from the bathroom. Maria: Nay! Unsa man imo shampoo nga gigamit? Nanay: A Lubi ra gud? Maria: Asa man ka’g aloevera nga shampoo nay? Miadto diay ka’s lungsod? Nanay: Asus. Diha ra gud. Kadaghan anang [...]

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Panglibug nga mga text messages: Q: Unsay inenglis sa iring? A: Cat Q: Unsay inenglis sa iring nga naligsan? A: Cat-ag Q: Unsay inenglis sa iro? A: Dog Q: Unsay inenglis sa iro nga naligsan? A: Dog-muk Q: Unsay inenglis sa baboy? A: Pig Q: Unsay inenglis sa baboy nga naligsan? A: Pig-sat

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Everybody is waiting for the day of the fight of Manny Pacquaio vs Oscar De la Hoya. Lots of bloggers are now optimizing their blogs for the “Manny Pacquaio vs Oscar De la Hoya” fight hoping that their blogs will receive logs of traffic from people who wants to know what happened with the fight. [...]

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