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Funny Bisaya Birthday Wishes 1 to 5

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Funny Bisaya Birthday Wishes 1

Karon nga magasaulog na usab kita
sa anibersaryo sa imong pagkahimugso
Dili ka man si Cristo pero mo-greet ko nimo
ug Merry Christmas

Bitaw… Happy Birthday

Funny Bisaya Birthday Wishes 2

Dili man nimo ipangutana
Ako na lang isulti nimo
Nga ako malipayon gayod
nga gidugangan pa ug laing
tuig ang imong kinabuhi
aron naa pay mopalit ug beer
ug sumsuman samtang kami
mag-inom.

Happy Birthday diha nimo.

Funny Bisaya Birthday Wishes 3

Karon nga imong birthday,
ako nanghinaut nga unga
lugwayan pa ang imong kinabuhi
ug dugangan pa ang imong
mga anak. Ayaw lang dugangi ang
imong asawa kay basin ug
dili ka na makaabot sa sunod
nimong birthday

Funny Bisaya Birthday Wishes 4

Bisan kami layo diha nimo
Apan dili namo malimtan
ang imong birthday
Labi na karon wala nay
mopainom namo dire ug mopasomsom.

Happy Birthday Pre!

Funny Bisaya Birthday Wishes 5

Bahalag way beer
bahalag way chicks
basta mokanta lang mi
sa mga panghinaut diha
sa imong birthday.

Happy Birthday

Knock Knock Jokes

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A set of 5 knock knock jokes that you can use to make your friends laugh or at least smile.

Knock Knock joke # 1

Sender: 0906-868-****

knock knock
amo: knock knock
chimay: who’s there?
amo: amo mo!
chimay: amo mo hah?
amo: hoy inday! papasukin mo aq tanga!
chimay: ikaw ang tanga! kumatok ka kasi, wag ka sumigaw ng ‘knock knock’, bobo!

Define Remittance

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Actually, I have the hard time composing text messages that you can use to send for your love ones and friends. Most of the text messages that I received also from my friends are already posted here. So, I think, I will just write anything here. Who knows, magiging funny yung sasabihin ko dito diba?

By the way, yung TV ad ni Chairman Edu Manzano na “Define Remittance” is already stopped. Mabuti naman kung ganon, dahil Edu Manzano is just teaching the kids to define terms wrongly.

By the way, got here few text message that I received while writing this post.

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Teacher: Selboy, What is PHYSICS!
Selboy: Ah kasayon ra ana. Wala diay ka kabalo maam kunsa ang PISIKS? Ingani maam, ganiha paingon nako dire sa school uwan kaayo. Samtang naghulat ko sa school bus, naay miaagi nga van kusog kaayo ang dagan. Da! PISIK lagi.

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Hayden Kho’s Favorite

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I already sent you a text message related to Hayden Kho sex scandal through my post, “Hayden Kho Text Message“. And I have few more text messages related to Hayden Kho alone. These are just the product of my creative mind. You can copy them, edit them and make them funny text messages and send them to your friends.

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  1. What’s the favorite message of Hayden Kho?
    Please Khol me by 9PM!
  2. What’s the favorite toothpaste of Hayden Kho?
    Kholgate!
  3. What’s the favorite film used by Hayden Kho?
    Of course, it’s Khodak!
  4. What’s the favorite softdrink of Hayden Kho?
    Khoke!
  5. How does Hayden Kho introduce his mother?
    Ladies and Gentlemen, Narito po ang mother Kho!

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May alam ba kayo? Dagdag niyo dito. Post niyo at our comment section.

Hayden Kho Text Message

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For sure, you are aware of the Hayden Kho Sex Videos scandal. The media talked about them. Bloggers make money from their blog by writing about them. Pirates make money by selling the VCDs or DVDs of them. The senate investigate about them. And you are watching them.

Now, if you want to send a text message to all who are fans of Hayden Kho sex videos, here’s a text message sent to me by my friend “Gina” but I revised it a little bit.

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Ano ang paborito ng mga mambobosong manyakis?
Syempre, Hayden Cam!

Ano ang paboritong laro ni Katrina Halili?
Well… Hayden Seek!

Ano ang paboritong shampoo ni Maricar Reyes?
E ano pa e di Hayden Shoulder!

Kung mag-ha Hi sayo si Dr. Belo, ano isasagot mo?
Meron pa bang iba? E di Hayden!

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So, lhayden relax, n send this text to all.

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Cute Daw Text Message

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I just want to share these text messages to you. I received it from someone. They said they’re funny text messages, but I found them corny!

  • What is the difference between cute and feeling cute? Cute is the one who sent this…
    Feeling cute is the one reading this…
    Want to become cute? Send this text message to them.
  • Enting: Bro, ang ganda ng ngipin mo a! Parang test namin kanina.
    Ting Eng: Sobra ka naman. Bakit?
    Enting: Kasi 1 seat apart, hahaha…
    Teng Ing: Ikaw din naman ah!
    Enting: Pano naging pareho tayo?
    Teng Ing: Fill in the blanks e! HAHAHAHA….

By the way, meron ba kayong text messages related to Hayden Kho Scandal? Share naman sa akin. Heto number ko, 0906-812-5959.

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A Flower – Pinoy Text

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Another set of text messages for you that will let your mind works as you read them.

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A flower is a flower
A plumb is a plumb
A kiss is not a kiss
Without a tongue

So whenever you need
to exercise your tongue
Just call me
And I’ll give you a
chewing gum”
“Dami kasi iniisip mo!”

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Sa laki ng earth
Di ba nakakatuwa
Na nagkakilala tayo?
At sa dinami dami
Ng mga tao
Di ba nakapagtataka
Kung bakit tayo pinatagpo?
Sabi kasi ni Lord
“Basta mga badlongon
Angay tapukon!”

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A elephant ask the camel
“Why do you have your boobs
on your back?”
The came laughed and replied,
“What a funny question from
someone with a big penis
on his face…hehehehe”

Am I Cute?

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Oh well, flirting text messages fill my archive of my text messages. But they’re good and funny aren’t they?

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Am I really cute?
Well, call me if I’m cute,
Do a miss call if I’m gorgeous,
Text back if I’m pretty
Text me a joke if I’m charming
Just ignore me if you’re jealous

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Do you really wonder
Why men find it difficult
To make eye contact with girls
I’m sure you knew so well,
Breast don’t have eyes
For men to eye contact with.

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Please forgive my eyes
For admiring your beauty
I already forgave you
Because everytime you look at me
You stole my heart
You can call me crazy
You can call me ensane
The truth is,
Everytime my heart beats,
It mentions your name.

A Teddy Bear

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My friends send me everyday text messages that seems flirting. They could be nice messages to tell your mate what you feel for them. And they could make you smile for most of the flirting text messages are funny text messages. Here’s three text messages for your.

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I wish I was a teddy bear,
That lay upon your bed,
Everytime you cuddled it,
You cuddled me instead.

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Babe, I think I am an addict
People want to send me in rehab
They want me to be cure of it
But I refused
Because I am addicted
Not of drugs but You

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Love is a sensation
That is caused by temptation.
A boy puts his location
In a girls destination
Do you get my explanation?
Or should we go for demonstration?

Magnet and Women

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Here’s another set of text messages that you can send to your friends and loveones. I checked my archive for more text messages that are naughty in nature but just couldn’t find one.

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Whats the difference
Between magnets and women?
Magnets have a positive side
While women have negative only.

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One afternoon,
I went home from my work
On the way home,
I saw a man jogging naked,
I asked him why he’s naked,
He answered me:
“Because you came home early.”

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Researchers in the US
Found out
That people who do not
Perform well in bed
have difficulties
Texting through the right hands.