Funny Bisaya Birthday Wishes 1 Karon nga magasaulog na usab kita sa anibersaryo sa imong pagkahimugso Dili ka man si Cristo pero mo-greet ko nimo ug Merry Christmas Bitaw… Happy Birthday Funny Bisaya Birthday Wishes 2 Dili man nimo ipangutana Ako na lang isulti nimo Nga ako malipayon gayod nga gidugangan pa ug laing tuig [...]

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A set of 5 knock knock jokes that you can use to make your friends laugh or at least smile. Knock Knock joke # 1 Sender: 0906-868-**** knock knock amo: knock knock chimay: who’s there? amo: amo mo! chimay: amo mo hah? amo: hoy inday! papasukin mo aq tanga! chimay: ikaw ang tanga! kumatok ka [...]

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Actually, I have the hard time composing text messages that you can use to send for your love ones and friends. Most of the text messages that I received also from my friends are already posted here. So, I think, I will just write anything here. Who knows, magiging funny yung sasabihin ko dito diba?

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I already sent you a text message related to Hayden Kho sex scandal. And I have few more text messages related to Hayden Kho alone. These are just the product of my creative mind. You can copy them, edit them and make them funny text messages and send them to your friends.

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For sure, you are aware of the Hayden Kho Sex Videos scandal. The media talked about them. Bloggers make money from their blog by writing about them. Pirates make money by selling the VCDs or DVDs of them. The senate investigate about them. And you are watching them.

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I just want to share these text messages to you. I received it from someone. They said they’re funny text messages, but I found them corny!

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A flower is a flower
A plumb is a plumb
A kiss is not a kiss
Without a tongue

So whenever you need
to exercise your tongue
Just call me
And I’ll give you a
chewing gum”
“Dami kasi iniisip mo!”

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Am I really cute?
Well, call me if I’m cute,
Do a miss call if I’m gorgeous,
Text back if I’m pretty
Text me a joke if I’m charming
Just ignore me if you’re jealous

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I wish I was a teddy bear,
That lay upon your bed,
Everytime you cuddled it,
You cuddled me instead.

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Whats the difference
Between magnets and women?
Magnets have a positive side
While women have negative only.

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