Pinoy Text Messages » Bisaya Text Messages http://www.pinoytextmessages.com Christmas Message, Funny Text Messages, Valentines Text Messages, Halloween Text Messages, Graduation Day SMS Messaging, SMS Jokes, Funny Inspirational Friendly Message, Sayings, Romantic Sexy Love Quotes, Text Messages Tue, 13 Dec 2011 09:29:54 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Funny Bisaya Birthday Wishes 1 to 5 http://www.pinoytextmessages.com/funny-bisaya-birthday-wishes-1-to-5/ http://www.pinoytextmessages.com/funny-bisaya-birthday-wishes-1-to-5/#comments Wed, 08 Dec 2010 13:47:01 +0000 Junith http://www.pinoytextmessages.com/?p=850 Funny Bisaya Birthday Wishes 1

Karon nga magasaulog na usab kita
sa anibersaryo sa imong pagkahimugso
Dili ka man si Cristo pero mo-greet ko nimo
ug Merry Christmas

Bitaw… Happy Birthday

Funny Bisaya Birthday Wishes 2

Dili man nimo ipangutana
Ako na lang isulti nimo
Nga ako malipayon gayod
nga gidugangan pa ug laing
tuig ang imong kinabuhi
aron naa pay mopalit ug beer
ug sumsuman samtang kami
mag-inom.

Happy Birthday diha nimo.

Funny Bisaya Birthday Wishes 3

Karon nga imong birthday,
ako nanghinaut nga unga
lugwayan pa ang imong kinabuhi
ug dugangan pa ang imong
mga anak. Ayaw lang dugangi ang
imong asawa kay basin ug
dili ka na makaabot sa sunod
nimong birthday

Funny Bisaya Birthday Wishes 4

Bisan kami layo diha nimo
Apan dili namo malimtan
ang imong birthday
Labi na karon wala nay
mopainom namo dire ug mopasomsom.

Happy Birthday Pre!

Funny Bisaya Birthday Wishes 5

Bahalag way beer
bahalag way chicks
basta mokanta lang mi
sa mga panghinaut diha
sa imong birthday.

Happy Birthday

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I have here a text to prove of what really the situation many of us are experiencing….

“Hay, pagkalisod jud sa panahon karon
Sauna, makakita ka sa mamalit
bug-at ang basket, hayag ang nawong
Karon,bug-at ang nawong
hayag ang basket” heheehehe

]]> http://www.pinoytextmessages.com/economic-crisis/feed/ 0 Define Remittance http://www.pinoytextmessages.com/define-remittance/ http://www.pinoytextmessages.com/define-remittance/#comments Mon, 08 Jun 2009 07:02:22 +0000 Junith http://www.pinoytextmessages.com/?p=431 text messages that you can use to send for your love ones and friends. Most of the text messages that I received also from my friends are already posted here. So, I think, I will just write anything here. Who knows, magiging funny yung sasabihin ko dito diba?]]> Actually, I have the hard time composing text messages that you can use to send for your love ones and friends. Most of the text messages that I received also from my friends are already posted here. So, I think, I will just write anything here. Who knows, magiging funny yung sasabihin ko dito diba?

By the way, yung TV ad ni Chairman Edu Manzano na “Define Remittance” is already stopped. Mabuti naman kung ganon, dahil Edu Manzano is just teaching the kids to define terms wrongly.

By the way, got here few text message that I received while writing this post.

-oOo-

Teacher: Selboy, What is PHYSICS!
Selboy: Ah kasayon ra ana. Wala diay ka kabalo maam kunsa ang PISIKS? Ingani maam, ganiha paingon nako dire sa school uwan kaayo. Samtang naghulat ko sa school bus, naay miaagi nga van kusog kaayo ang dagan. Da! PISIK lagi.

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]]> http://www.pinoytextmessages.com/define-remittance/feed/ 3 Bisaya Text #4 http://www.pinoytextmessages.com/bisaya-text-4/ http://www.pinoytextmessages.com/bisaya-text-4/#comments Thu, 29 Jan 2009 12:33:48 +0000 Junith http://www.pinoytextmessages.com/?p=294 APO: Lo kaon na intawon, bisag duha lang ka kutsara.

LOLO: Atay! Giango-ango na mo? Lugaw gani maglisod? kog tulon,

kutsara pa kaha? Duha pa jud kabook!

]]> http://www.pinoytextmessages.com/bisaya-text-4/feed/ 7 Bisaya Text #2 http://www.pinoytextmessages.com/bisaya-text-2/ http://www.pinoytextmessages.com/bisaya-text-2/#comments Thu, 29 Jan 2009 12:24:21 +0000 Junith http://www.pinoytextmessages.com/?p=290 Once upon a time, nakasugat kog tawo,

Ningisi ko niya, nakalit lang siya og kamatay….

Mao to didto nagsugod ang akong ” killer smile”….hahaha

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There was a guy whose girlfriend was confined at the hospital for three months. He was always there to care for her. One day they guy was able to go the market to buy fruits. When he was at the elevator, biglang nagbrownout. At umiyak siya ng umiyak. You know why? It’s because, kuryente na lang ang bumubuhay sa girlfriend niya.

Ang sakit di ba?

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  1. Maria saw his mother went out from the bathroom.
    Maria: Nay! Unsa man imo shampoo nga gigamit?
    Nanay: A Lubi ra gud?
    Maria: Asa man ka’g aloevera nga shampoo nay? Miadto diay ka’s lungsod?
    Nanay: Asus. Diha ra gud. Kadaghan anang lubi diha sa palibot.
  2. Elvie went to a party. At the entrance, she registered herself.
    Man: Unsa man imo ngalan day?
    Elvie: Elvira
    Man: (Gisuwat sa papel, Elvie)
    Elvie: Sir! Elvira ako ngan?
    Man: Elvie ra lagi.
    Elvie: Elvira ba sir. Sayop mana. Ako ngan Elvira.
]]> http://www.pinoytextmessages.com/text-ra-gud/feed/ 0 Makalilibog, Libug ba Uroy! http://www.pinoytextmessages.com/makalilibog-libug-ba-uroy/ http://www.pinoytextmessages.com/makalilibog-libug-ba-uroy/#comments Sun, 11 Jan 2009 00:20:49 +0000 Junith http://www.pinoytextmessages.com/?p=261 Panglibug nga mga text messages:

  1. Q: Unsay inenglis sa iring?
    A: Cat
    Q: Unsay inenglis sa iring nga naligsan?
    A: Cat-ag
  2. Q: Unsay inenglis sa iro?
    A: Dog
    Q: Unsay inenglis sa iro nga naligsan?
    A: Dog-muk
  3. Q: Unsay inenglis sa baboy?
    A: Pig
    Q: Unsay inenglis sa baboy nga naligsan?
    A: Pig-sat
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Here’s the list of the Pinoy Funny Text Forwards copied from my archives:

  1. Girlfriend: Ihi sa ko
    Boyfriend: Diha na lang sa daplin. Ngitngit bitaw
    Samtang nangihi, gihikap sa BF ang legs sa GF ug naay nagunitan
    Boyfriend: Hala, nagpasex change ka?
    Girlfriend: Amaw! Nagchange na akong mind! Nalibang na lang ko imbis nga mangihi lang
  2. Girl: Padre ako ikumpisal ako uyab. Uwagan kaayo, bisan sa dagat kuanon ko
    Pari: Mura isda
    Girl: Sahay sa taas sa lubi
    Pari: Mura kaboy
    Girl: Sahay sa gilid sa simbahan
    Pari: Jesus, mura ako!
  3. FLASH REPORT:
    A teacher wanted to take her own life,
    She ate all the chalks in her room.
    Good news, the principal arrived
    and she let the teacher eat the eraser.
    Thanks God, the teacher shit the blackboard.

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Here’s the Waray Joke Text message:

  • Ondoy: Dok, kay ano kon nainom ako han REDHORSE nasakit man it ako dughan. Pero kon libre ngani, dire man.
    Doctor: An imo baga manipis na. Pero an imo nawong madakmol pa.

My translation to this:

  • Man: Doc, I don’t know why everytime I drink REDHORSE beer, my chest aches. But if the beer is free, I feel fine.
    Doctor: Okay! Your lungs are too think already. However, your face is still too thick.

This text message in Waray is actually a joke. But if it is written in English, I don’t think English speaking people find it funny.

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