Funny Bisaya Birthday Wishes 1 Karon nga magasaulog na usab kita sa anibersaryo sa imong pagkahimugso Dili ka man si Cristo pero mo-greet ko nimo ug Merry Christmas Bitaw… Happy Birthday Funny Bisaya Birthday Wishes 2 Dili man nimo ipangutana Ako na lang isulti nimo Nga ako malipayon gayod nga gidugangan pa ug laing tuig [...]

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Many people are now experiencing economic crisis. According to elders the equivalent of P100 before is P1 as of now. And children now will not accept coins, they will just say ” what can I buy for a P5″?

I have here a text to prove of what really the situation many of us are experiencing….

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Actually, I have the hard time composing text messages that you can use to send for your love ones and friends. Most of the text messages that I received also from my friends are already posted here. So, I think, I will just write anything here. Who knows, magiging funny yung sasabihin ko dito diba?

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APO: Lo kaon na intawon, bisag duha lang ka kutsara. LOLO: Atay! Giango-ango na mo? Lugaw gani maglisod? kog tulon, kutsara pa kaha? Duha pa jud kabook!

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Once upon a time, nakasugat kog tawo, Ningisi ko niya, nakalit lang siya og kamatay…. Mao to didto nagsugod ang akong ” killer smile”….hahaha

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Share this story to your friends through text messages: There was a guy whose girlfriend was confined at the hospital for three months. He was always there to care for her. One day they guy was able to go the market to buy fruits. When he was at the elevator, biglang nagbrownout. At umiyak siya [...]

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I posted previously few of makalibug text messages. And here’s another few of it: Maria saw his mother went out from the bathroom. Maria: Nay! Unsa man imo shampoo nga gigamit? Nanay: A Lubi ra gud? Maria: Asa man ka’g aloevera nga shampoo nay? Miadto diay ka’s lungsod? Nanay: Asus. Diha ra gud. Kadaghan anang [...]

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Panglibug nga mga text messages: Q: Unsay inenglis sa iring? A: Cat Q: Unsay inenglis sa iring nga naligsan? A: Cat-ag Q: Unsay inenglis sa iro? A: Dog Q: Unsay inenglis sa iro nga naligsan? A: Dog-muk Q: Unsay inenglis sa baboy? A: Pig Q: Unsay inenglis sa baboy nga naligsan? A: Pig-sat

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Actually, I always received lots of “Pinoy Funny Text Forwards” from my friends. It seems that I became their favorite receipient of their collections of “Pinoy Funny Text Forwards”. So as my way of giving you the chance to send your friends and loveones with funny forwards or forwarded text messages, I will give you [...]

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Waray Joke Text Messages, Waray Funny Text Messages

Ondoy: Dok, kay ano kon nainom ako han REDHORSE nasakit man it ako dughan. Pero kon libre ngani, dire man.
Doctor: An imo baga manipis na. Pero an imo nawong madakmol pa.

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