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Bubble Gang Jokes


I was watching last night the Bubble Gang at the GMA7. They showed lots of jokes and were really funny.

Here’s the list of the few of the Bubble Gang Jokes. They’re not really copied in words by words because I couldn’t.

  1. Woman: Hoy! Ba’t ka namumutla? Parang nakakita ka ng multo.
    Man: Ikaw ang nakakita ng multo. Kagabi pa ako namatay!
  2. Woman: Ano bang nangyari ba’t ka nanginginig sa takot?
    Man: Nakita ko kasi asawa ko sa labas ng motel?
    Woman: Wala naman yatang kasama?
    Man: Siya walang kasama. E ako meron!
  3. Woman: Takot na tako ka.
    Man: Napagalitan ako ng tatay ko.
    Woman: Napagalitan ka lang ng tatay mo takot ka na?
    Man: Pano matagal nang patay tatay ko.
  4. Bakla: Tulong tulong tulong! May multo!
    Babae: San ang multo?
    Bakla: Hayan o sa may bintana!
    Babae: Gunggong! Mukha mo yan sa salamin.

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