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Bisaya Text Jokes


Actually, this post is just the continuation of the previously published, “Funny Bisaya Text Messages.” Just like the other text messages published on this blog, you can freely copy them and send them to your loveones and friends. These are all free.

  1. Selboy: Lo, sa tanang mga lolo ug lola kamo ra jud ang sweet kaayo.
    Lolo: Nganong nakaingon man ka ana dong?
    Selboy: Gatusan na gud mo katuig nag-uban pero hangtod ron honey pa gihapon inyo tawagan.
    Lolo: Ayaw saba dong. Secret lang nato. Nakalimot man gud ko sa ngalan sa imong lola.
  2. Junith: Hon, nganong sige man kag tutok sa atong marriage contract?
    Selboy: Ay, gipangita nako hon ang expiry date. Asa man gisuwat?
  3. Selboy: Dong, mabaw ba ning suba?
    Bata: Mabaw na sir.
    Selboy: (Milukso dayon) Tabang! kalawum ba ini.
    Bata: Mabaw ra na sir. Mitabok man gani ang mga itik.

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