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A Flower – Pinoy Text


Another set of text messages for you that will let your mind works as you read them.

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A flower is a flower
A plumb is a plumb
A kiss is not a kiss
Without a tongue

So whenever you need
to exercise your tongue
Just call me
And I’ll give you a
chewing gum”
“Dami kasi iniisip mo!”

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Sa laki ng earth
Di ba nakakatuwa
Na nagkakilala tayo?
At sa dinami dami
Ng mga tao
Di ba nakapagtataka
Kung bakit tayo pinatagpo?
Sabi kasi ni Lord
“Basta mga badlongon
Angay tapukon!”

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A elephant ask the camel
“Why do you have your boobs
on your back?”
The came laughed and replied,
“What a funny question from
someone with a big penis
on his face…hehehehe”

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