Pinoy Text Messages 23 to 27

Below are the text messages send to us by our very generous visitors. Just hope that you too could share the text messages you have in your phone by sending them to us at 09068125959.

Pinoy Text Message # 23

Sender: 0906856****

Flash Report: Usa ka maestra
Naghikog.
Gilamoy tanan chalk
Maayo gani kay naabtan
sa principal
Gipatumar ug eraser
Kaluoy sa dios
nakakalibang ug blakboard.

Pinoy Text Message # 24

Sender: 0906856****

Years may pass
I may meet new people
You may go far away from me
I may forget some things
But never will I will forget you
Why? Because you’re one of the best
souls who touched my life

Pinoy Text Message # 25

Sender: 0906856****

There are 8 ways to describe you…

Jolly, Optimist, Cute, Exotic, Lovable
Attractive, Nice, Gorgeous,
In short… JOKE LANG!

Pinoy Text Message # 26

Sender: 0906856****

Sabi ko I have to take care of you
I should make sure no one will hurt you
But I can’t always be beside you
So, please ingatan mo sarili mo
Kasi pag nasaktan ka
Masasaktan din ako

Pinoy Text Message # 27

Sender: 0906856****

A good friend is like a computer
I ENTER your life
SAVE you in my heart
FORMAT your problems
SHIFT you to opportunities
and never DELETE you
from my MEMORY

Pinoy Text Messages 16 to 22

Thank you so much for sharing your text messages to us. Here’s another set of pinoy text messages you’d sent to us.

Pinoy Text Messages # 16

Sender: 0926-496-****

Paano mo ssabihin sa katabi mo
na maitim kilikili niya
na di siya magagalit?

Ganito yon…
Best friend,
Ano ba ang ginagamit mong deudorant?
Kiwi?

Pinoy Text Messages # 17

Sender: 0906-801-15**

At the age of 6
Cris loved Anne so much
“I love you Anne”,
He’d say each day
She’d just lough and run away
‘Til 1 day, she turned around
and sat with him
on the playground
Sorry Cris, I don’t love you
You’ll find someone else
Who will love you too.

Highschool come, they met again
They lough about the things back then
They began to date and feel in love
He got the girl that he’d dreamed of

But when college come
everything changed
they were far apart
“We’ll be fine Anne”, he said
“I’m sorry Chris I can’t love you
You’ll find someone else
who will love you too”

In their 20′s
they meet again.
He took her hand
They began to dance
Remembering their old romance

2 years later
She became his wife
they’d be together all of their life

One day, they went on a drive.
He said, “Anne your my everything”
But then suddenly in 1 big flash
their car crashed.
“Anne” he cried.
She took his hand, “I have to leave
Please understand, I love you so much
But you’ll find someone else to love again.”
Chris Answered, “No! it’s always you that I want
not someone else around”.

Chris hugs his wife as she slowly dies.

Pinoy Text Message # 18

Sender: 0926-496-30**

Mahaba man ang buhok mo
kung sagana ka naman sa kuto
Mabuti pa ang kalbo
Floor wax lang ang problema mo.

Pinoy Text Message # 19

Sender: 0927-477-06**

Sweet diha lang sa ka
Kay hubog sila dire
Magdala lang ko ug
Panihapon.
Ayaw na ug reply diha.

Pinoy Text Message # 20

Sender: 0926-899-09**

Ayos lang sa akin kung
Di ako ganon kahalaga sayo
Ok lang kung hindi mo ako
naiisip pag masaya ka
Pero nasaktanka
at umiyak…

Text mo ako agad
gusto ko kasi
ako ang unang tao
maaalala mo tuwing
nasasaktan ka.

Pinoy Text Message # 21

Sender: 0939-606-73**

My happyness is

Wrong spelling….
Wahahaha Opps
Babalikan nya yan….

Hahahaha

Pinoy Text Message # 22

Sender: 0905-756-69**

Sex is dangerous
“Agay Kasakit”

Sx is relgious
“Diyos ko, kalami!”

Sx is athlethic
“Sige paspasi pa!”

Sx is deadly
“Sulayi ug ibot patyon jud taka”

Knock Knock Jokes

A set of 5 knock knock jokes that you can use to make your friends laugh or at least smile.

Knock Knock joke # 1

Sender: 0906-868-****

knock knock
amo: knock knock
chimay: who’s there?
amo: amo mo!
chimay: amo mo hah?
amo: hoy inday! papasukin mo aq tanga!
chimay: ikaw ang tanga! kumatok ka kasi, wag ka sumigaw ng ‘knock knock’, bobo!

Pinoy Text Messages – 11 to 15

5 new text messages I received through my cell number 0906-812-5959 from our blog’s visitors.

Pinoy Text Message # 11

Text message sender: 09206-496-30**

MENA: Father, pwede po bang magtanong?
FATHER: Ano yon anak?
MENA: Father, magsabi kayo ng totoo. Kayo po ba tatay ko?
FATHER: Huminahon ka anak.
MENA: Kita niyo! Tinatawag niyo akong anak! Kayo nga tatay ko… Itay! (sabay yakap sa pari)

Pinoy Text Message # 12

Text Message sender: 0926-496-30**

BUDOK: Alam mo pre, wala kang sinabi sa akin. Nakarating na ako sa San Juan!
BUKAK: San Juan lang pala narating mo pinagmamayabang mo na
BUDOK: O eh, bakit ikaw, ano ang narating mo?
BUKAK: Abay marami. Nakarating na ako sa San Pedro, San Diego, San Rafael, San Antonio, San Vicente, San Gabriel, San Miguel, Santa Vironica at lahat  ng mga Santo.
BUDOK:  San Tanga ka pala e. Bakit napunta tayo sa Simbahan?

Pinoy Text Message # 13

Text Message Sender: 0926-496-30**

TATAY: (Galit) Bakit ka butis, ha?
ANAK: Syempre, dahil sa lalaki.
TATAY: (Hinimatay)

Pinoy Text Message # 14

Text Message Sender: 0926-496-30**

MADRE: Bakit ngayon ka lang? Aba Father, linggong linggo wala ka sa simbahan. Maraming naghihintay sa yo!
FATHER: Sinong naghihintay? Yong mga tao na wala namang pang-abuloy? Gusto lang e, subuan at kumain ng hostea.
MADRE: E, iba ngayon Father. May mga dala na rin sila ng manok, kumot, kaldero, plato, kalan, damit, arinola, tuwalya… para pang abuloy.

Pinoy Text Message # 15

Text Message sender: 0926-496-30**

Kunti na lang ang mga buang sa mundo. Nanganganib na silang mauubos… Pero hwag kang matakot, may pagkakataon ka pa… Humayo ka at magpakarami…