Monthly Archives: January 2010

Pinoy Text Messages 6 to 10

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After sharing you 5 pinoy text messages last night, I have here again another 5 new text messages that I received from the visitors of this blog. They sent these text messages to my cellphone at 09068125959. The text messages can be naughty but funny text message, text jokes or joke text messages, and sympathy text message.

Pinoy Text Message # 6

Sarap talaga
Lalo na kapag sa Kama mo ginawa
Kahit nga sa silya
O sa kotse pwede na
Nasubukan ko na sa School
Muntik pa nga akong mahuli
Hayyyyy!
Sarap talaga matulog!

Pinoy Text Message # 7

Nurse: Nasa isip mo ba ang pamilya mo?

Baliw: Oo naman! Siyempre!

Natutuwa ang nurse…
Nurse: Nasaan ba ang pamilya mo?

Baliw: Nasa isip ko nga, diba! Adik ka ba? Kulit mo eh!

Pinoy Text Message # 8

An elephant ask the camel,

“Why do you have your boobs on your back?”

The camel laughed and replied,

“What a funny question from someone with a big penis on his face…”

Hehehe

Pinoy Text Message # 9

Kinausap ng doctor ang baliw.

Doctor: Magaling ka na pala. Sinagip mo friend mo na nalunod. Ang problem ay nagbigti din siya pagkatapos don sa CR.

Baliw: Hindi siya nagbigti doc. Sinabit ko siya don para matuyo. Basang basa kasi.

Pinoy Text Message # 10

The joy that you give to others
Is the joy that flows back to you
A happy heart makes a cheerful face
May your day be lovely as your heart!

Pinoy Text Messages 1 to 5

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Five text messages that you can share to your friends… Bisaya Text Message, Funny Text Message, Friendly Text Message and Wala lang…

Pinoy Text Message # 1

Usa ka adlaw, usa ka turista ang nasaag sa lasang:

Turista: Tarzan! Giunsa man nimo paghimo sa imong balay nga naa man na sa ibabaw sa kahoy?

Tarzan: Ambot giunsa ni! Boarder ra man pud ko dire!

Pinoy Text Message # 2

Parang may kulang sa cellphone ko. Ano kaya yun?

Signal? meron naman!

Load? Unlimited naman!

Battery? Full naman!

Text mo? Yun! Wala pa!

Text naman dyan!

Pinoy Text Message # 3

Ang malalim na kahulugan ng tunay na kaibigan
Ay di kayang pababawin ng paglimot
Walang pinipiling panahon ng pag-alala
At di kayang gibain ng hindi pagkikita.

Pinoy Text Message # 4

Di kita pinipilit na isipin ako
Di ko rin sinasadyang isturbuhin ka
Wag ka sanang magagalit, kung makulit ako
Pero tanong ko lang…
May balak ka bang i-text ako?

Pinoy Text Message # 5

Naa tana ako isulti nimo
Hehehe maulaw man ko
Hala oi! maulaw man jud ko
Naa ba bahaw diha? Gutom kaajo ko!

Valentines Day Greetings, Text Messages, SMS

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Text Messages and greetings for your loveones and friends during Valentine’s day:

Valentines Day Text Message Greeting # 1

I don’t give you flower to tell you you’re special
I don’t give you chocolate for your sweetness
I don’t give you teddy bear for your cares
Just look at my eyes and you’ll know how much I love you.

Valentines Day Text Message Greeting # 2

Don’t be sad, don’t be mad.
I’m far away from you now, but I will definitely come
To let you feel the warmth of my embrace and the sweetness of my lips.

Valentines Day Text Message Greeting # 3

Even if you never heard of me saying how much I care, but I never missed the day showing you what I feel. Happy Valentine’s day.

Valentines Day Text Message Greeting # 4

If I will die early I will ask God to make me your angel
So that I can protect you by my wings
And embrace you whenever you feel lonely.

Valentines Day Text Message Greeting # 5

I love you  not because you are beautiful
I love you not because you are rich
I love you not because you have the characteristics that I am looking for
I love you, simply because you are what you are.
Happy Valentine’s Day!

Valentines Day Text Message Greeting # 6

My heart is yours, so take it.
Keep it and don’t ever break it.
Don’t ever leave it behind
Please keep it close to you.
Happy Valentine’s Day!

Valentines Day Text Message Greeting # 7

I know that:

1 hour is equal to 60 minutes
1 minute is equal to 60 seconds

But now I realized that:

1 second living without you is equal to 100 years

Valentines Day Text Message Greeting # 8

A lovely day is made up of 24 hours.
A lovely week is made up of 7 lovely days.
A lovely year is made up of 52 lovely weeks

But my life became lovely just because I love you.

Valentines Day Text Message Greeting # 9

My love is getting stronger as the days go by
I’m growing crazy while you’re far away
I’m longing for you and your love
Day and night, my thought is only you.

Valentines Day Text Message Greeting # 10

Kisses blown are kisses wasted.
Kisses are not kisses unless they are tasted.
Kisses spread germs and germs are hated.
But you can kiss me darling and you don’t have to worry.
I am fully vaccinated!

- Pinoy Text Messages

Below are Valentines Day Text Messages sent to us from celphone number 0982700****.

Valentines Day Text Message # 11

No poems no fancy words I just want the world to know that I LOVE YOU my Princess with all my heart. Happy Valentines Day.

Valentines Day Text Message # 12

If u wanna know how much I miss you,
Try to catch rain drops,
The ones u catch is how much u miss me,
and the ones you miss is how much I miss

Valentines Day Text Message # 13

Hope all the happiness will be yours…
May all your dreams be fulfilled…
May all your plans be accomplished…
On this very special day,
Happy Valentines Day My love.

Valentines Day Text Message # 14

I don’t know why I suddenly feel that I can’t take you for granted
Why I’m suddenly eager to see you…
why I suddenly Miss you.
I really don’t know what I feel.
But maybe I already loved you.
Happy Valentines Day!

Valentines Day Text Message # 15

Loving is not how you forgive but how you forget, not how you listen but how you understand, not what you see but how you feel, and not how you let go but how you hold on.