Its been a couple of days I forgot to post some text messages in this site. Sometimes, being tired is the cause of not having a new post everyday. But, I just try my best that I can write and post text messages.

I do hope my friends will not forget to take time in reading my posts.

Thanks to all readers!

1. Friends is like sleeping in a wet cement
   The longer you stay
   The harder for you to let go
   But once your gone,
   You can’t go without leaving
   A single but memorable mark!
2. True friendship requires real effort
   Even when everyone is busy
   With their own lives
   A simple message reminds each other
   “That you are not forgotten“.
3. Everyone wants to be the sun
   Thats light up your life
   But me, I’d rather be your moon
   Why? So I can shine on you
   During your darkest hour
   When your sun isn’t around.

Before I sleep tonight, I just want to post some text messages. Hoping that, by doing this more and more readers will enjoy reading this site.

God bless us all!

1. LOLO: Apo,inig kamatay nako ayaw gayud,
   ibaligya ang yuta nga atbang sa atong balay.
   APO: Pataka man ka lo! Dili man na ato.
   LOLO: Mao gani ayaw ibaligya kay dili ato…
2. BUTA OG LIBAT NAGSINUMBAGAY:
   BUTA: Hoy! libat gawas diha,
   ayaw pagtago-tago sa ngitngit.
   LIBAT: In your dreams! Ngano gud tawon
   mogawas ko? Duha kaha mo kabuok,
   alkansi ko!
3. A large signboard says:
   “Alcohol Kills Slowly”
   Nakit-an sa hubog.
   “So what! Kinsa may nagdali?
   Maayo unta “kills fast” kay mahadlok ta!

I just want to tell that our baby “CJ” is already 6mos. today. We are so much happy to greet a “Happy 6mos. Birthday Baby “CJ”. We love you so much baby. Hoping and expecting for more development from you baby “CJ”.

Just always remember that mama and papa is always here, to guide you and take good care of you. We always love you baby…..

I have here some text messages good for morning greetings for your friends and love ones.

1. I hope that ordinary morning
   “Special“, when an ordinary person
   Like me, takes the time
   To greet someone
   Special like you
   Stay happy!
   Take care and good morning…
2. Night was over, new morning is here
   I send my morning greetings
   And hope that your day
   Will be filled, with Gods
   Beautiful blessings…
   Good morning!
3. Ang araw, gumigising
   Kasabay mo
   Ang ulap, kumakaway
   Sa mga ngiti mo
   Kahit anong oras
   Mag ring ang cellphone ko
   Ngingiti ako pag galing sayo!
   Gandang Umaga!

Sometimes jokes become corny if it is not delivered to you correctly, or you’re not good joker…But, speaking with puzzles no matter how easy and hard it is, if you’re not responding on it. You’ll be called as ” No IQ” hehe sorry, PEACE….

So why not try the following puzzles or text messages I have here. Let us measure how high your IQ is ….

1. TOMATO PUZZLES..
   Peter had  17 tomato seedlings.
   All but 9 died.
   How many seedlings
   did he have left?
2. You can’t see me during day time.
   You can see twice a week.
   And once in a year.
   But twice in decade.
   Who am I? Go! go! go!
3. Hindi tao, hindi hayop
   Ang iba mataas, ang iba maikli
   Ito ay kay mister
   Na ginagamit ni misis…
   Ano ako?
   Paalala hindi mabuti
   ang mag-isip ng masama…hehehehehe

Here I am again, I just want to share and collect thoughts from you friends. With this, I’m sure it can help us enhance our mind in analyzing the given situation. So, what are you waiting for? Try it now…

Below are text messages that needs brain analyzes. Some are simple others are difficult too.

1. In the middle of the sea
   There is a cat
   What happen to the cat
   When the sea is out?
2. In the road there is a truck
   What happen to the truck
   When I come in
   And you get out?
3. Dalawang magkapatid
   Nagkausap at nagka sundo
   Kung sino ang magmamana
   Sa kayamanang iniwan
   ng kanilang magulang
   Sabi ni Juan…
   ” Kung matatamaan mo
   ang ibon na nasa puno
   Payag na ako na sayo
   ang mana”….
   Tinirador ni Juan ang ibon
   Natamaan ito sa pakpak
   At nahulog ito sa lupa…
   Pero di naging kay Juan
   ang mana….
   Bakit kaya? Go! go! go!

I just observed that most of the commented posts are those related to puzzles and brain twisters. So, I decided to post more on puzzles. Hoping also that some of the readers of my posts will share their puzzles.

I have here again some simple puzzles I want to share.

1. If nine thousand, nine hundred,
   nine pesos is written as P9,909.00
   How should twelve thousand,
   twelve hundred, twelve pesos
   be written?
2. Driver had a flat tire
   While changing tire
   He lost four nuts
   And can’t recover them
   No help was possible
   But he went home
   With the car!
   HOW DID HE DO IT?
3. My first is the first of first,
   And my last is is the first of last,
   My 2nd and 3rd are the last of the two
   They say I’m not wise
   SO WHAT AM I?

Our baby “CJ” by November 8, will be 6mos already. So much excited on what he will show to us. We just hope and pray that you’ll be healthy now and then,baby. Keep on exercising your muscles, by moving, walking and crawling in the morning.

We love you so much baby!

I have here some text messages I want to share.

1. Kung ikaw ay mag-aasawa
   Piliin mo ang mataba
   Bumagyo man o bumaha
   May libre ka ng bangka….
2. Kung ikaw ay mag-aasawa
   Piliin mo ang kusinero
   Kahit ano pang-oorderin mo
   Tiyak ibibigay sa iyo…