Monthly Archives: January 2009

Bubble Gang Jokes

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I was watching last night the Bubble Gang at the GMA7. They showed lots of jokes and were really funny.

Here’s the list of the few of the Bubble Gang Jokes. They’re not really copied in words by words because I couldn’t.

  1. Woman: Hoy! Ba’t ka namumutla? Parang nakakita ka ng multo.
    Man: Ikaw ang nakakita ng multo. Kagabi pa ako namatay!
  2. Woman: Ano bang nangyari ba’t ka nanginginig sa takot?
    Man: Nakita ko kasi asawa ko sa labas ng motel?
    Woman: Wala naman yatang kasama?
    Man: Siya walang kasama. E ako meron!
  3. Woman: Takot na tako ka.
    Man: Napagalitan ako ng tatay ko.
    Woman: Napagalitan ka lang ng tatay mo takot ka na?
    Man: Pano matagal nang patay tatay ko.
  4. Bakla: Tulong tulong tulong! May multo!
    Babae: San ang multo?
    Bakla: Hayan o sa may bintana!
    Babae: Gunggong! Mukha mo yan sa salamin.

Pinoy Wonder Text Message

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Got here a text message sent to me by our visitor.? It might be funny but its content is true:

  1. Bakit ang Pinoy
    Di tumatama ang sagot
    Maski maayos ang tanong?
    Q: Kumain ka na ba?
    A: Busog na ako!

    Q: Andyan ba nanay mo?
    A:? Bakit po?

    Q: Anong oras klase mo?
    A: Lumabas lang kami!

    Q: Pano mo ba ginawa yan?
    A: Madali lang!

    Q: Bakit wala ka kahapon?
    A: Absent ako!

    Q: Anong oras na?
    A: Maaga pa!

    Q: San ka na ba?
    A: Malapit na ako, wait lang!

Free Text Messages

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All text messages you found here are all free just like how I receive them. My friends and loveones sent some of the text messages posted here to me for free. That’s the reason why I published them here because I want you to get all these text messages for free.

I personally wrote lots of text messages here. But just like those forwarded text messages, they are all published here for free and that you can freely copy them for you to personally use and send them to your friends and loveones as well.

So much for that, here’s another list of free text messages for you:

  1. I have headache
    My body aches
    I have toothache
    My heart aches
    But what ever aches I have
    My love for you never quits.
    I love you!
  2. Love me for what I am
    For simply being me
    Don’t love me
    If what you intend
    The best that I would be
    If you’re only using me
    To feed your fantasy
    You’re not really inlove
    So please let me go
    And set me free!
  3. We have the right love
    At the right time
    Why worry of anything
    We can survive
    Just trust me and I will trust in you
    We’ll face all these things together
    And I know
    We’ll succeed!

Good Night Text Messages

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Before your go to sleep, why not spend a little while sending few text messages to your loveones. I have here few of the text messages you can send to them:

  1. Knock! Knock! Knock!
    A pillow of sweet dreams
    A blanket of warm night
    A whisper of goodnight
    And a sweet smile,
    Especially for you!
    Have a wonderful night.
  2. I am tired
    I am sleepy
    I want to forget everything
    But not about you
    Because I want to be with you
    Even just in my dreams
    I love you and good night
  3. I want to be asleep
    I just don’t want to be awaken
    Because I just want to be with you
    In my dreams.
    Have a peaceful night.

Text Messages to Ponder

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Few Tagalog Forwarded Text messages:

  1. Kahit busy, I still have time to text you
    Kahit pagod, I never get tired to greet you “Hello!”
    Kahit walang reply, I’m still
    Take care always…
  2. Kapag ako namatay
    Gusto ko lahat ng paborito kong gamit kasama
    sa kabaong ko pati itong cellphone ko
    Para pag namiss mo ko text mo na lang ako
    Malay mo unli ako text text tayo.
  3. In life God doesn’t give us the people we want
    Instead He gives us the people we need
    To teach us, To hurt us, To love us
    and to make us exactly the way we should be.

How Sad, A Text

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Share this story to your friends through text messages:

There was a guy whose girlfriend was confined at the hospital for three months. He was always there to care for her. One day they guy was able to go the market to buy fruits. When he was at the elevator, biglang nagbrownout. At umiyak siya ng umiyak. You know why? It’s because, kuryente na lang ang bumubuhay sa girlfriend niya.

Ang sakit di ba?