Monthly Archives: October 2008

Halloween SMS Message

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Before the halloween celebration ends, I have here another set of halloween SMS messages for you. As usual, these halloween SMS messages are free. You can do what you want on it.

The following halloween SMS messages are all my personal composition:

  1. Halloween might be a celebration with the use of evil costumes
    But in my heart, I am not worshiping not even honoring any evil creatures
    Halloween is just my way of making myself happy.
    Happy Halloween
  2. People participate the trick-or-treat, others are in the costume parties
    And what ever you are doing now, just don’t forget that I am here
    waiting for your text messages.
    Happy Halloween
  3. Sometimes, I want to be afraid of any not visible things
    Sometimes, I want to scream
    But your memories give me strength
    Your love give me power against the evil
    Wish you are here.
    Miss you so much my love. Happy halloween

- Pinoy Text Messages

Halloween Text Forwards

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Text messages you found on this post are not actually forwarded messages. I personally composed them. However, you can freely copy, save, or send these halloween text messages to your friends. Forward these halloween text to all numbers in your phonebook and I’ll be happy for that.

  1. I’m glad you received this text messages my lovely grand child. I am your grandfather, do you still remember me? Happy halloween my dear!
  2. Junith: Hon, ang ganda pala talaga ng anak ng kapit bahay natin.
    Selboy: Anak! nakita mo? Kailan? Saan?
    Junith: Kanina, kinausap ako. Binigyan pa nga ako nitong bulaklak.
    Selboy: Pano nangyari yun, e matagal nang patay ang batang iyon?
  3. Hello! I’m sorry for disturbing you. Wala kasing cellphone tatay ko. Can you please tell them that I miss them already. Tsaka pakisabi na gusto ko dalawin naman nila ako sa puntod ko sa north cemetery. Thanks. Happy Halloween

- Pinoy Text Messages

Halloween Text Jokes

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It’s halloween time. I want to be scared but no one can scare me. So, for your halloween celebration here’s another list of halloween text jokes. You can freely copy these halloween text jokes and send them to your friends.

  1. Selboy: Honey, our neighbors told me that there are lots of ghosts here in our place.
    Junith: I don’t know who told you that. What I know is we don’t have neighbors here. The people next door were all killed by a murderer last year.
  2. One day, God give a child the beautiful wings. The child asks, “Am I angel now Lord?” God answered, “No! You are now a bat!”
  3. Selboy: Honey, nakita mo ba yung bahay doon sa may bundok. Wow! Ang ganda!
    Junith: Anong bahay? E! balete yang itinuro mo e.

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Halloween Jokes Texts

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Few nights more and it will be halloween. Here in Maasin City, particularly here in Asuncion, the Barangay council organized a halloween disco and everybody is invited as long as they will attend the halloween party with their best halloween custumes.

So, for your friends and loveones, here’s the list of few of the funny, joke halloween text messages:

  1. Vampire 1: Hey! what happened to your teeth.
    Vampire 2: I was a victim of the man in the park. I thought he’d be my victim, but when I bit him, my teeth broke.
    Vampire 1: Where did you find that man?
    Vampire 2: In Rizal park.
  2. Manananggal 1: Tulong! Tulong!
    Manananggal 2: Anong nangyari?
    Manananggal 1: Nanigas mga paa ko
    Manananggal 2: E, panong di manigas paa mo, paa ng manikin yang naidugtong sa katawan mo.

- Pinoy Text Messages

Happy Birthday Greetings

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The Happy Birthday Greetings text messages that you found here on this post are composed by me, personally. These text messages are based on my feelings and my experiences.

  1. Today is your birthday
    Another day has come
    Another year has been opened
    Hope, the door of your heart remains open
    Opens for me and? our family.
    Happy Birthday honey.
  2. Wish you much blessings
    More birthdays to come
    Happy Birthday
  3. When hard times came, I was there beside you
    When good times came, you pull me into your side
    Thanks for the love you had for me
    Hope your love never fades.
    I love you and Happy Birthday

- Pinoy Text Messages

Bisaya Text Jokes

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Actually, this post is just the continuation of the previously published, “Funny Bisaya Text Messages.” Just like the other text messages published on this blog, you can freely copy them and send them to your loveones and friends. These are all free.

  1. Selboy: Lo, sa tanang mga lolo ug lola kamo ra jud ang sweet kaayo.
    Lolo: Nganong nakaingon man ka ana dong?
    Selboy: Gatusan na gud mo katuig nag-uban pero hangtod ron honey pa gihapon inyo tawagan.
    Lolo: Ayaw saba dong. Secret lang nato. Nakalimot man gud ko sa ngalan sa imong lola.
  2. Junith: Hon, nganong sige man kag tutok sa atong marriage contract?
    Selboy: Ay, gipangita nako hon ang expiry date. Asa man gisuwat?
  3. Selboy: Dong, mabaw ba ning suba?
    Bata: Mabaw na sir.
    Selboy: (Milukso dayon) Tabang! kalawum ba ini.
    Bata: Mabaw ra na sir. Mitabok man gani ang mga itik.

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Funny Bisaya Text Messages

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Friends from Malitbog, Southern Leyte sent me few funny text messages that really entertained me. And because you are one of my special visitors and I also knew that you are looking for funny text messages, so I will share you these text messages.

The Funny Bisaya Text Messages:

  1. Si Tae Che hapit na mamatay, nagtingatinga na.
    Tae Che: Pedlo, ako kamagwangan
    Pedro: Dia ra ko tay
    Tae Che: Juan ako kamanghulan
    Juan: Dia ra ko tay
    Tae Che: Maliya, ako asawa
    Maria: Dia ra ko sa imong uluhan.
    Tae Che: Ah litsi. Ngano nia mo tanan. Wala bantay tindahan!
  2. Selboy: Atty, patabang ko nimo, ako ilisan ako apelyedo
    Atty: Na mahal raba magpailis ug apelyedo. Mas barato kung balihon na lang nato imo apelyedo.
    Selboy: Na samot kung balihon atty.
    Atty: Kay unsa man diay imo apedlyedo
    Selboy: LOBOT
  3. Pari: Bishop, mokumpisal ko nimo. gigukod ko ug hubo nga babaye. Midagan ko ug mitago bishop.
    Bishop: ah mao ba.
    Pari: Ikaw bishop unsay imo himuon kung gukuran ka ug hubo nga babaye.
    Bishop: Ay sama sa imong gibuhat, mamakak pud ko.

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Birthday Text Messages

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The birthday of my husband’s aunt is near. So, I tried to compose text messages for birthday.

  1. Wishing you the nicest thing on earth.
    Happy Birthday
  2. Somebody told me yesterday, that that day was your birthday
    But I decided to greet you today
    You are so especial to me
    And I need to greet you in a special way.
    Happy Birthday
  3. As you wake up today,
    Don’t forget to close your eyes again
    and meet God in your heart
    Thank him for what you have
    And for all that things that you are asking him.
    God bless you and Happy birthday

- Pinoy Text Messages

Halloween Jokes, Forwarded

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I just want to share you the halloween jokes that I received today through text messages. I thought, I couldn’t publish text messages related to halloween but as the halloween approaches, more halloween text messages came into my phone inbox.

  1. Vampire 1: Buddy, can you please accompany me. I just want to buy mouth wash.
    Vampire 2: What happen to your mouth?
    Vampire 1: I have batbreath.
  2. Ghost 1: Pre, ayoko na! ayoko na!
    Ghost 2: Bakit pre?
    Ghost 1: Ayoko nang magtoothbrush. Wala na ako ipin!
  3. Selboy: Hon, alam mo ba kung ano klaseng bola ang paboritong gamitin ng mga kaluluwa kung magbabasketball?
    Junith: Hindi e. Ano?
    Selboy: E ano pa, di yung ulo ng kanilang bangkay

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Forward Friendly Text

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Got here few of the forwarded friendly text messages. You can forward these messages to your friends too.

  1. I hold a friend in the deepest of my heart
    because a real friend like you
    comes once in a lifetime
    I keep you so deep
    so you will remain a part of me
  2. Sometimes God breaks our spirit to save our soul
    Sometimes, he breaks our heart to make us whole
    Sometimes, he send us pain so we can be stronger
    Sometimes, he sends us failure so we can be humble
    Sometimes, he sends us illness so we can take better care of ourselves
    Sometimes, he takes everything away from us so we can learn the value of everything we have.

- Pinoy Text Messages