Actually, I have the hard time composing text messages that you can use to send for your love ones and friends. Most of the text messages that I received also from my friends are already posted here. So, I think, I will just write anything here. Who knows, magiging funny yung sasabihin ko dito diba?

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I already sent you a text message related to Hayden Kho sex scandal. And I have few more text messages related to Hayden Kho alone. These are just the product of my creative mind. You can copy them, edit them and make them funny text messages and send them to your friends.

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For sure, you are aware of the Hayden Kho Sex Videos scandal. The media talked about them. Bloggers make money from their blog by writing about them. Pirates make money by selling the VCDs or DVDs of them. The senate investigate about them. And you are watching them.

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I just want to share these text messages to you. I received it from someone. They said they’re funny text messages, but I found them corny!

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You can send this texts from the Bible to your loveones to remind them not to be greedy for gain:

He who is greedy for gain troubles his own house,
But he who hates bribes will live.

Proverbs 15:27, NKJV

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The Proverbs 19:5 in New King James Version has this text:

Wealth Makes many friends,
But poor is separated from his friends.

This text is actually true. If you want you can send this to your friends as text message or you can translate it to any languages of the Philippines making it a truly Pinoy Text Message.

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Happy Mother’s Day
This day means
More than flowers and gifts
It means saying thank you
It means I love you
You are my mother, my friend
Today is your day!

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Happy Mother’s Day to &
your loving Mom!

it’s because of her love why
you are here today -
sharing your friendship with
me.

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Nobody knows of the work it makes,
To keep the home together.
Nobody knows of the steps it takes,
Nobody knows-but Mother.

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A flower is a flower
A plumb is a plumb
A kiss is not a kiss
Without a tongue

So whenever you need
to exercise your tongue
Just call me
And I’ll give you a
chewing gum”
“Dami kasi iniisip mo!”

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Sweet as a rose bud
Bright as a star
Cute as a kitten
That’s what you are.

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Am I really cute?
Well, call me if I’m cute,
Do a miss call if I’m gorgeous,
Text back if I’m pretty
Text me a joke if I’m charming
Just ignore me if you’re jealous

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I wish I was a teddy bear,
That lay upon your bed,
Everytime you cuddled it,
You cuddled me instead.

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Whats the difference
Between magnets and women?
Magnets have a positive side
While women have negative only.

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Do you like maths?
If so add a bed
Subtract your clothes
Divide your legs
And We will multiply!

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